crashman013:

nitroman:

crashman013:

 nitroman replied to your post: So can I expect that sandwich sometime around Christmas? Jeez.

Fine fine, be mean to the guy who brought you your laptop. See if /I/ care. >8(

>Oh whatever. Gonna go get a burger or somethin’, I can’t deal with this bar-less island for any longer anyway .

YOU CAN SIT YOUR ASS DOWN FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE I PUNCH MY BROTHER’S HEAD IN, NITRO

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crashman013:

 nitroman replied to your post: So can I expect that sandwich sometime around Christmas? Jeez.

Fine fine, be mean to the guy who brought you your laptop. See if /I/ care. >8(

>Oh whatever. Gonna go get a burger or somethin’, I can’t deal with this bar-less island for any longer anyway .

(Source: redgaloshesforfeet)

sweetplumsugar:

Where’s the creepo taking photos through my window?

It’s too late for her. Voltman has already stolen her nipples.

crashman013:

nitroman:

>Not diggin’ the new fortress location. Theres sand in my boots.

The lack of roads or beach-side bars was jarring and there wasnt hide nor hair of even a single scantily clad babe either! WORST BEACH.

>Droppin your laptop off, Crash. Had to jump through hoops to get it back! You owe me.

He paused, thinking on what else to add.

> ;)

Perfect. 

Crash pauses in the kitchen, caught in the middle of making sandwiches for himself and Metal. 

>My laptop was missing? 

he asks, tilting his head and almost taking a knife to his hand. That’d be bad. 

>That’s so sweet of you! Thank you for tracking it down! Sorry you had to go through all that trouble! I don’t like the new fortress either, it’s way too hot for an old robot like me, that’s for sure.

That was awful sweet of Nitro. 

>Should I make you a sandwich? I’m really bad at it.

>Sure was missing! Flash had it. Had to get it from some freak show named Plant though, what a creep. This island could really benefit from a bar and grill.

He paused, thinking on the offer. He thought for only a half second because when did Nitro ever not want a sandwich?

>Sandwich sounds great! I believe in you! No crust.

>Not diggin’ the new fortress location. Theres sand in my boots.

The lack of roads or beach-side bars was jarring and there wasnt hide nor hair of even a single scantily clad babe either! WORST BEACH.

>Droppin your laptop off, Crash. Had to jump through hoops to get it back! You owe me.

He paused, thinking on what else to add.

> ;)

Perfect. 

plant-man:

nitroman:

plant-man:

nitroman:

plant-man:

…you could ‘ave just said no. *rolls eyes* Don’t vous worry I already keeled vos ‘uman problem.

Hey, thanks!…Wait. What in the hell is a vos ‘uman?

…your *makes the effort* human, you ‘ad an eenfestation, I keeled zem.

Wait, what? You did what? That’s illegal as fuck! what were you thinking? 

I ‘id the bodies, don’t worry, eet was just un leetle favour for vous!

Woah, woah, woah, wait a second. You have NO IDEA what you just fucking did!  Take your bodies with you, you creep! If the authorities find that shit near me then I’m a dead man!

plant-man:

nitroman:

plant-man:

nitroman:

plant-man:

*Slides arm around Nitro’s waist, sliding the laptop into his arms and getting a kiss.* Should we move eenside?

*Grabs the laptop and holds it securely. The opposite of how that jerk Scar held Mufasa during the lion king, actually.* SECURITY

…you could ‘ave just said no. *rolls eyes* Don’t vous worry I already keeled vos ‘uman problem.

Hey, thanks!…Wait. What in the hell is a vos ‘uman?

…your *makes the effort* human, you ‘ad an eenfestation, I keeled zem.

Wait, what? You did what? That’s illegal as fuck! what were you thinking? 

plant-man:

nitroman:

plant-man:

nitroman:

FINE WHATEVER JUST GIVE ME THE LAPTOP

*Slides arm around Nitro’s waist, sliding the laptop into his arms and getting a kiss.* Should we move eenside?

*Grabs the laptop and holds it securely. The opposite of how that jerk Scar held Mufasa during the lion king, actually.* SECURITY

…you could ‘ave just said no. *rolls eyes* Don’t vous worry I already keeled vos ‘uman problem.

Hey, thanks!…Wait. What in the hell is a vos ‘uman?

plant-man:

nitroman:

plant-man:

nitroman:

SECURITY

…Quois, wasen’t zat part of zee reward?

FINE WHATEVER JUST GIVE ME THE LAPTOP

*Slides arm around Nitro’s waist, sliding the laptop into his arms and getting a kiss.* Should we move eenside?

*Grabs the laptop and holds it securely. The opposite of how that jerk Scar held Mufasa during the lion king, actually.* SECURITY